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Kategorier => Studio, produktion och övrigt => Ämnet startat av: morgonte skrivet 11.02.2012, 13:04:26
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En musikteorilektion direkt från facebook. Varsågod! (Det här borde väl passa tom dig, MaxB):D
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C, E-flat, and G go into a bar. The bartender says, "Sorry, but we don't serve minors." So E-flat leaves, and C and G have an open fifth between them. After a few drinks, the fifth is diminished, and G is out flat. F comes in and tries to augment the situation, but is not sharp enough. D comes in and heads for the bathroom, saying, "Excuse me; I'll just be a second." Then A comes in, but the bartender is not convinced that this relative of C is not a minor. Then the bartender notices B-flat hiding at the end of the bar and says, "Get out! You're the seventh minor I've found in this bar tonight." E-flat comes back the next night in a three-piece suit with nicely shined shoes. The bartender says, "You're looking sharp tonight. Come on in, this could be a major development." Sure enough, E-flat soon takes off his suit and everything else, and is au natural. Eventually C sobers up and realizes in horror that he's under a rest. C is brought to trial, found guilty of contributing to the diminution of a minor, and is sentenced to 10 years of D.S. without Coda at an upscale correctional facility.
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:lol: Den var kul
Har en annan kortare på engelska:
Do you know what you get if you drop a piano on a thirteen year old child?
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A flat minor
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But do you know what you get if you drop a piano on a four-eyes? (glasögonorm)
C sharp minor
:)
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Här snackar vi "musikteori" också. Bara att ta fram guran och haka på:
10CC - I Bought A flat Guitar Tutor http://open.spotify.com/track/4EM5vhGLyZHi629e3GDRct (http://open.spotify.com/track/4EM5vhGLyZHi629e3GDRct)
A Ab Abdim E
I bought A flat, diminished responsibility
D9 C
You're the ninth person to see
Bsus B A7 Amaj7 E
To be suspended in a seventh major catastrophe
Am G
It`s a minor point but gee
G+
Augmented
G#+
By the sharpness
C
Of your see what I'm going through
A B E
Aye, to be with you
Ab C
In A flat by the sea
/Fuzz
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Harmonilära på hög nivå :D